YE ROYAL RECORD
A PRIVATE WHISPER
Ye Scant Pantry · Office of Acquirements
The Office hath been commanded to determine the quality by which thy appetites, alliances, resentments, comforts, and emergency suppers are chiefly governed.
Answer according unto thy first instinct. Several more respectable responses have already been discarded.
Question I of XII
The Office Hath Concluded
Thy Pantry Prince